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October 22nd, 2009

Wow... It's been forever.

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So, I just realized it has been over a fucking year since I updated this. All I know is it has been uneventful. I've spent it working at my good ol' job (I've been working at Starbucks) and wasting time trying to meet some new people. Other than that, Drinking too much, and watching too many movies, I've been doing jack shit.

on to current events - I'm trying to root my phone (I have a G1, and I loves it) and trying to get another job. I already have an interview done with T-Mobile (I just have to do a damn background check) and I'm pretty much promised a job at a record store (The manager almost begged me today lol)

So, What have you cats been up to?

September 6th, 2008

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Tragedy is the modern motivator. Why is it? It is the propogation of human suffering. It is the dying dream of the lost artists in the days of poverty, famine and war. What happpened to gunfire being the muse, the misery of the people propelling them to cast the fires back at those who would burn them? The apathy that has placed the common world into a coma is what is paralysing us now. I refuse to be one of them, yet as one of the few, I am doomed to the same cruel fate as those that surround me.

Is this the world that I dreamed of when I was young? Definitely not. Is this the world that our parents wished us to be exposed to? I would say no, but this is the situation that we have been officially cast into by the previous generation. No longer is the youth the voice of the nation. Those that follow a group mentality and are deluding themselves to believe in change are the most lost. You are doing nothing to promote change – You are simply taking part in the flavor of the week.
The world is not like baskin robbins. There are things that need to be realized by even the lowliest of beings, and that is that change will not come on the back of some golden savior that says and looks just as you imagined him. The world does not go to the politicians or the rich… The world will sway to the whims of the dreamer, of the scribe, of those who would cast aside the commonplace apathy that has us locked into the chains that we cannot seem to break.
However, I am tired of wearing the chains of poverty. I am sick of bearing the lock of inactivity.I am weary from the famine. It is time for us to cast off the ball and chain of our forefathers. It is time for us to rise up like so many say they will, and when the chance arises, they judge it and write it off.
The time is coming for our voices to be heard, but not in the normal way that the public servant would say of placing your trust of people who have routinely betrayed the people. No – Our voice should be screamed into the courtyards of those who would oppress us. Let us take back the Republic of the people, like it was so long ago.

April 11th, 2008

Am I the only person in the gamerverse (Aside from Joel, Of course) that is not all like GTA4 AAAHAOMGWTFBBQRTSBBKING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I mean, Yes, I'm sure it will be decent and the gaming media will all trip balls over it and It'll sell like 35463087890 copies on the first day, but wtf.
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April 10th, 2008

Good news in pairs?

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As we, as the informed members of teh intarwebs know, there is to be a Strong Bad WiiWare Episodic game, Which is automatically made of 100% win, but that's only the beginning -

Guess who's fucking developing it -

TELLTALE FUCKING GAMES.

You know what other episodic game they make?

SAM & MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm even more excited now than I was at the beginning... Come on june!!!
I love WiiWare already :)

March 8th, 2008

After waking up today (without a hangover, thank you very much magic hangover-free body :>) I went snowboarding. Granted, I had to ride in a van that smelled like wet dog and a man whose very existence I loathe, but I had so much fun because I found out that I don't suck that bad!! That, and I wasn't the one that hurt myself this time. Last time, I fucked myself up pretty good. This time, One of my Coworkers separated his shoulder and one of my friends bruised her hip.

Then tonight, I'm going to Boise to play in the tournament and pick up my copy of Smash bros!!!

...all this time and it's finally fucking HERE!!!!

So, I don't think I'm going to sleep tonight... I have to be at work at 5 so I'll be up all night playing and taking a nap later in the day.

So... yes. In approximately 3 hours I'll be the proud owner of a brand new copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl!!!

Woot!!

March 4th, 2008

So.... MGS4.

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Apparently, the finished product is too fucking big to fit COMPRESSED ON A 50 GIG BLU-RAY DISC.

No. Seriously.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/81982-Blu-Ray-Too-Measly-For-Solid-Snake

but sweet jesus... June 12th can't come soon enough. As long as I have Smash Bros. and Crisis Core to hold me over. Thank god for march!!!

Just thinking... My 360 is now getting a rest a bit now, along with my DS. amazing :)

January 28th, 2008

And my new job at Radioshack may be just what I need to make that dream a reality. I've been looking at parts already, but I can't come up with a strategy. I have one of two towers I really like right now (http://www.newegg.com/product/product.asp?item=N82E16811129025 and this one http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=1779401&Sku=S457-1048)

I'm probably going to get all the parts in essential order, beginning with the case, then the motherboard and hard drive (I may get a solid state drive later when I can afford them :>) followed by the processor, ram, power supply, memory, a DVD burner, Video card (the most expensive and most unsure component at this point) and the sound card.

Probably around 500 or 750 gigs for the hard drive (I don't need a terabyte... or so I would think since I've been running on an 80 gig for 2 years) and I'm looking at a pair of NVIDIA 8800 GT cards, then stepping them up one by one to replace them with GTXs or whatever's new at the point, an Intel Quad core (The next step?) probably about 2 gigs of RAM at the start, then step it up to 4 later.

My dilemma is that I don't know if I want to buy it piece by piece until I have everything, If I want to have another credit on my record (If i even get approved for it), or buy the tower, Motherboard and hard drive full and them get cheap components and upgrade later.

I would just say 'fuck it' and just not do it, but I have everything else... and I mean EVERYTHING. After my phone, this is the last thing I need to be truly electronically complete.

my dream machine will be soon :)

Anyways, It's time to pass out. I'm fucking SUPER tired.

I have a fucking commander's call today at 2... lame.

January 25th, 2008

OMGYAY

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Huzzah!

So, now I have a second job;

AT FUCKING RADIOSHACK!

Yap :)

January 23rd, 2008

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/misinformation_study

Since death and mourning can only be my subject for the day it is present (since the dead don't have to worry about all the bullshit) I bring you a new subject.

An independent study (by two freelance journalists :>) shows that a total of 935 false statements were made in lieu of the Iraq war and all the crap that the current dictatorship has put its people through (I say the numbers are a bit limp). I have a few questions, however -

1) How long did it take people to realize the evil shit this man has been guilty of since day one of inauguration in 2000? To further that one, How many people will dismiss this as more "Liberal slander"?

2) What say you now, Mr. Bush? How will you attest for the countless atrocities, Hundreds of lies that you've told and the thousands of soldiers, airmen, marines and sailors at the cost of your shit?

3) Will someone PLEASE GOD put the motions in to have all the members of this treasonous cabinet removed from office and forced to attest and atone for their crimes?

4) Will the history books change the factor saying that Carter was our worst president ever? He may have had the lowest approval ratings ever, but he wasn't a fucking WAR CRIMINAL.

5) Will George ever think back and realize that the dead men that fought unquestioningly for their Commander-in-chief's deaths are all on his shoulders?

6) When does the public get their apology that is 100% sincere and when will we get the announcement for resignation? Nixon may have been a terrible man, but at least he knew when to quit.

and finally...

7) When will the people who have squandered trillions on a pointless and unending war be subject to the people's judgment? The court may have their justice, but the people are the ones that now must live through the famine and imminent recession that these foul excuses for human beings have now left us with? I've never been a fan of angry mob justice, but sometimes it's the only way people get exactly what they deserve.

Saddam did the same thing you did in the form of lying and torturing his people leaving them to rot in poverty and depression. He killed thousands of his own countrymen. Bush may not have used chemical bombs in order to do so, but damned if he didn't find a more dragged-out way to do so.

When evil men get obsessed with power, they become worse then the ones they sought to dethrone. The only way these men will learn is the same way they have lived.

Live by the sword, you'd better be damn ready to die by it.

Heath Ledger

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Couldn't believe the news this morning. Seriously.

Way before his time.
Still one of my favorite actors. I think I'll watch A Knight's Tale in remembrance.
No, Seriously.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.53566

January 22nd, 2008

A new installment in my ongoing series, I present you kids with this news story from the UK. This poor deranged woman is clearly insane and needs to seek professional help. Saying that watching T.V. is better than your kids playing, or saying that Video Games made her children ostracized from the playground and are comparable to crack cocaine.

Here's the link if you can stomach it.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/janice_turner/article3211999.ece

Just in case you didn't get enough oral vomit, Here's a juicy news bit from fox news. I can only imagine what the poor Spike T.V. guy was feeling, walking into a snake pit like that. I'd give you a synopsis, but really the only words I have (and anyone who's ever played Mass Effect, especially someone who's played it like 4 times) would know that there is no hardcore sex / depictions.

a total of 30 seconds of alien side-boob and ass is not "Full digital nudity", morons. Do some research. go on fucking YouTube for 23 seconds and put a search in for Mass Effect Sex. You'll see the extent of the game's depravity.



Honestly, I expected them to have more of a field day with femShepard and Liara than anything else, but whatever.

I suppose since fox is nothing more than a sheep led by conservative bloggers at this point, because last Monday someone wrote this same article with a slight tweak.

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/default.aspx
However, he was goodly enough to print a retraction to his "gamer bashing", but stuck by his opinions on the game overall.

http://kevinmccullough.townhall.com/blog/g/cdfe6d1d-9595-45c5-bdae-af17bcfd244e

You gotta love conservative media. Some of these people really need to be put away in asylums of some kind. I'll call mine "Dr. No's House of right-wing nuts".

January 21st, 2008

Consoles today seem to be going through some sort of terrible game recession. There are plenty of great games still being released, but it seems like for every good game, at least two terrible ones take the shelf space next to it. The most violent offender?

The Nintendo Wii.

Much like it's predecessor, it suffers from the developers getting the green light to put inferior games on a system that is selling faster than can be produced. There are glittering gems in the library, Such as Twilight Princess and Super Mario galaxy, but for every great game on the console, you get at least 4 games that should never have existed in the first place. Just as a comparison. November 11, when Galaxy was released, There were also a slew of incredibly terrible titles to include Spy Games - Elevator Mission, Smackdown Vs. RAW 2008, 3 new PETZ games, Spongebob Atlantis Squarepants, and Cabela's Big Game Hunter.

Did the next week redeem it? It did deliver Geometry Wars Evolutions and Trauma Center: New Blood, but what else did it deliver? Offroad Extreme!, Soulcalibur Legends, AMF Bowling Pinbusters! and Star Trek: Conquest.

The Great games and age-bridging technology that has given birth to the Wii's monumental success is also what is making the console lose its basis. Some games, Like Wii Sports for one, use the control perfectly. Most, however, make it an abomination upon modern gaming.

So many gamers nowadays feel that Nintendo is letting the casual crowd take the once great gaming monolith away from the hardcore crowd, but I say it is not Nintendo's fault. The best games (in my own opinion, of course) are made by Nintendo, who apparently are attempting to do their best to uphold the honor that they once held. Games like Galaxy, Twilight Princess, Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition, Metroid Prime 3, and Super Paper Mario, Not to mention the GOOD third party games like Zack & Wiki are matched by their incredibly horrible games such as Escape from bug island, Far Cry Vengeance, Pool Party, Chicken Shoot, Jenga World Tour, and (god help us) Anubis II and Ninja Breadman.

Don't think it's just the Wii that's guilty of it (I mean, just look at Vampire Rain.) Other consoles have their own multitude of terrible games, Such as Enchanted Arms and Sonic the Hedgehog (which actually are multiple offenders, since they appear on 360 and PS3), Bomberman Act Zero, and Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire, just to name a few of them (because there are plenty).

The point is that I'm tired of seeing these lackluster games filling the sea of a game console that has almost limitless possibilities come down to housing games that not even a 4-year-old would think acceptable.

The major problem is people are buying this shit, hence why the publishers of this gaming filth can keep making them. Back in the day, A Publisher made a couple bad games, but redeemed himself with a good one later, it was slightly acceptable. Yes, there were quite a few unforgettably bad games, but there were just as many legendary titles at the same time.

And citing this, Don't think I forgot about the horrid PS1 shooter Spec Ops series. Somehow, They kept making those things because they were incredibly cheap and people kept buying them despite being unfit for an untrained chimp to defecate upon; they apply to the same law, just 9 years beforehand. However, this was at the end era of the PS1 when the PS2 was gaining the foreground from its mighty predecessor. Not that it forgives it still, but horrible games are expected to be released at the death of a console's marketing, Not to be the mainstay in the middle of the huge success.

So, in closing, I am merely stating that I hope one day people will stop buying these terrible games.

January 17th, 2008

I AM CID, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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Take The Quiz!


Hell. yes.

That said, staying at work is LAME.

January 16th, 2008



Yeah. That's all you can really say.

I'm going to go weep for the sake of humanity.

If anyone deserves the title "Craven Douche", This guy nets it.


This is to reaffirm my love for yahtzee.

January 15th, 2008

A note to my dearest Wii...

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Dearest Wii -

I have loved you dearly. You have been a most loyal friend, and a trusted companion. I... Loved you.

but as of late, I have found you forsaking me. Attracting octogenarians AND small children alike. I can forgive you, my sweet, but there are things that tear my heart into a million polygons much like the ducks of days past...

You remember the ducks, Right? or... have you forgotten them, too?

I digress, However, and shall go to the point.
We had a date. It was Sunday, February 10th. I had called the entire day off to spend it with you. It was hard to get those precise days off... and then you call and leave a message on my machine.

"Hi, Brian. How are you? I'm doing alright. The Reason I'm calling is because I wanted to tell you that I won't be able to make it out on the 10th. Some emergency came up and I need to take care of it right away. Sadly, this will take me quite a while and I can't reschedule until March 9th. I know we're going through a rough patch, but just remember all the good times in our darkest hour. Remember Twilight Princess? Oh, What fun we had! And Galaxy... The memories are still on my mind from that!

Just know that I still care about you, Even with all my new friends. I promise I'll be online then, too... Just be patient with me.

I love you.
Goodbye."

I felt... Rejected.
Downtrodden.
Hopeless.

I HAD PLANS!! I had a deposit on the duck boats... The ones you stared at from the highway.
It's... non-refundable. Your Sister called yesterday, too... Not to mention your brother-in-law and Your cousin.

Here's what THEY left me -

"Hey, buddy! I heard you and Wii are going through a hard time right now... but that's what we're here for! I have the new Advance Wars coming later this month, not to mention Contra 4... And PS3 has Devil May Cry 4 coming! And 360 is getting out of rehab on thursday and he promises that he'll be online for you in a few days, Just in case you need some support.

We're all hoping for the best, Brian. Just hang in there."

Their words were reassuring, but one thing still lingered on my mind -

What if i was a little older... or maybe a little younger...
Curse my 20-year-old body, I say! Wii, I loved you! I stood up for you way back when everyone was making fun of you! I even introduced you to all the people that you hang out with more than me...

Please, sweetheart.
Please. i just want you back, And bring brawl with you.

I need you now more than ever.

I miss you.
Sincerely,
Brian.

P.S. - The Demo channel you gave to japan... I know about that too. No, I'm not angry, just a little upset that you haven't brought it to me yet. And Super Mario RPG on the VC isn't too much to ask for, Is it?

January 8th, 2008

New stuff here!

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I finally have internets that are respectable!!!

I'm stealing my friend's wireless signal, so luckily my compy and Wii have internet now, but sadly no xbox live yet. I'm still working on getting it back up, but it could take a while seeing as I need teh monies to get mine turned back on, and I has none. Hopefully, by the 1st of Feb, I can start working something out.

On other fronts, I feel like typing something, so expect it to get posted in a few days. You never know.
What's the next best thing to the Trance Vibrator? Waterproof 360 controllers...

Read HRR!!

http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/01/rez-hd-due-very.html

And, yes, I am glad that they have finally said that it's coming!
-yep, pun fucking INTENDED.-
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December 30th, 2007

I'm about to buy an 80 gig PS3, and I was wondering which PS/2 games I could play on it. I have a huge library of PS1 and 2 games, and I don't want them to go to waste, since my ps2 is finally crapping out on me. Also, which titles would you recommend? I'm leaning towards getting Uncharted, Eye of Judgment, or Ratchet & Clank future.
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